[The one time he actually decides to use the elevator, something goes horribly wrong. That figures.]

Remy--Herz--

You guys okay?

Was anybody on 9 because...because I think it's gone. Whole damn thing.

Shit, I need to--

[He's just going to start going to people's rooms and checking on them now, thank you very much.]

lost my belt somewhere

if u find it let me know

[OOC: Somebody died! He is missing: Jeans, a shirt, and a belt. He'd really like to have the belt back.]

[Tan's voice is weak. He sounds exhausted, which he is, and possibly a little dehydrated. He really shouldn't be speaking, but when has that ever stopped him?]

Bryn. Your necklace.

[Locked (30%) to palutenas-angel, icanfight, unamvirtus, and thursday_angel]

[Hey, he's getting better at this locking thing.

Comm clicks on...and off...and hm.

If he was using video, they'd be able to see Tan muttering to himself, but he's using audio, so all they'll get is a low murmur for a bit.]

Not good at this...

[Not good at what, Tan ( Read more... )

[First he harassed King--friendly, of course!--then he tormented Bryn--possibly a little coy--and then he annoyed Herz--entirely accidental. From sixteen to female in a matter of days. He's not sure what's next and he's not sure he wants to know. At least he knows he still prefers men to women ( Read more... )

[The voice that comes from the comm is probably relatively familiar. Maybe. It's young. And it's not at all hoarse like listeners are probably expecting. And there's the faintest hint of a slightly off accent. But the profanity? Oh yeah. All that's the same.]

What the fuck?!

[Oh my. Did his voice crack on that last word? Yes. Yes, it ( Read more... )

[Welp, it's that time, Elegante! The flies have finally gone away, so guess who's officially punishment free? That's right! Your local bouncer ( Read more... )

[[Locked to Gunn // 20% unhackable]]

brother i think u promised me a drink when i got out

im out & i need a goddam drink

[[Locked to Gavin // 20% unhackable]]

can i still get that fan or are you too busy w/ the cocks

[Somebody is (obviously) stuck in the brig for a few days! Look how nice he is, though, using text to spare you all static-y right-wing propaganda Jinx-flies.

He hates these fucking flies. Almost as much as he hates the arms.]

this place is hell

[Welp. Tan sounds a little befuddled.]

Uh.

Someone lose a tiny green dress?

Nearly tripped over the damn thing...s'what I get for not watching where I'm going....